"Oh! Look at that! My bladder tells me to empty and I need to dispo...

3 years ago

"Oh! Look at that! My bladder tells me to empty and I need to dispose liquid out of my male genitalia! Uh- Gotta go! [slams the door]" - Joey Drew

"Can we give him an applause? That's a great way to describe peeing." - Sammy Lawrence

memes i found gathering dust

enjoy

*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*

*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*

was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages

holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?

and you raped your nephew?

I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-

YES

Y E E S

so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?

Miles is a good man

fucking asshole

(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)

James be simpin'

(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)

Porter and Sage have bestie energy

Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed

reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S