What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

Brodie be like: Follow me

BRO HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO DIDDLE ME?!??!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!??!?! JUST SAY YOU HAVE THE CANDY AND JUST ADMIT YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

I'm gonna change my pinned post back to the og on my birthday because it's too iconic

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!

I hope this works

NEW GAMEJOLT DRAMA!!!! @dotist COPIED FIVE NIGHTS AT ALEX'S

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT THEN HE BETRAYED ME LIKE LIKE THIS