When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin:

Oh yeah btw this was 2 months ago but idc since nobody voted, y'all aint getting no chromatics out of me from the burned cover except for Tyler's chromatic but just as a fuck you, I'm remaking Tyler's chromatic BUT I won't publicly release it

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

A weird noise happened in my attic today

Wow, what a great thing to tell me

Video tape akert

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Minecraft Youtubers when they go to meet a miner irl but it turns out to be an actual 50 year old miner instead of a child:

United States project

Me after finally killing the gorilla after he killed the other 99 men but then I realize it was Harambe: