Yumm...

I am scared.

"how do you even sleep at night being such a bitch all the time?!"

With this setup broski IDK what to tell you

Baby I'm studying stuff microsoft spellcheck don't even know exists

Absolutely crushed today's wordle

"DO NOT EAT THE SOAP"

"ohhhh you're doing this on purpose now"

"STOP"

"NO"

-Me, trying to make sure my sister doesn't kill herself in the bath

Do I have to take my Finch to the psychiatrist or something 😭

In all seriousness I love this fucking bird app

I hate this little freak. Hate, hate, hate him

♪~~

D&B shark

I'm gonna hop off GJ now ✌️

My fat son ♡