I was today years out when I found out that being today years old doesn't mean I'm a day old.

But if I'm today years old, what happens when you're a week years old, or month years old, or year years old? Does that double your age somehow?

Think about it.

The Minecraft Movie's a year old now, you know what that means!

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Hey it's me Goku! I heared you hurt innocent children...

Saw this on YT Shorts so let's do ts rq.

P l u s h i e s

Oh?

Hey, Stale2000, fym you're gonna fix a gaming subreddit with politics of all things? How bout you fix your atrocious hair?

Apple

"Holy shit, it's the missing child from 1992-"

"She's 17 Scott."

"WHY YOU OF ALL PEOPLE??? ARE YOU EVEN REAL???"

"Don't question me dipshit."