Menu Screen:

I should be aware that this is made in turbowarp and not in a pizza tower mod or anything related to the game itself. So the attempt is here but it's not amazing, the concept of it is alright but if you are going for the fact that everything is vectored, then please refrain from using pixel sprites in Turbowarp, it will look weird, this looks like control C + control V images ripped from the wikis or some stuffs like that. Let's add the fact that the text is scratch styled and not PT styled (surprised he didn't even try that but alright).

Rank: B (Oh, ok.)

Gustavo's gameplay:

oh boy, i have a LOT to say on this part.
Let's see what we got here.

Gutter A.K.A John Gutter:
So far it is just an average gameplay but there's SO many flaws that it surpassed my understanding on how bad it is:

1. You can only go right and jump (there's no enemies so it makes sense on why you can't dash or attack but it's still a bit boring)

2. It's just hallway simulator all over again. (just like Sonic.exe) I HONESTLY expected actual gameplay like the original PT, and i would of had been more impressed to make it run on turbowarp.

3. "Hi PizzJam, can you get off of my screen please? i'm trying to play!"

Yes, it is what you think it is, it's a bug. When you press A or D on your keyboard, you summon him here. However A keeps him on the left (shown above) and D on the right (shown below).

4. Aside from the lines of Sonic.exe being stolen, off to hide n seek! (just in time!)

Hide 'n Seek:
Oh no! Brick is dead, what happened to him? How did he die so early? Actually, he isn't dead, you can revive him (it's a bug and it will softlock you if you perform it, so don't do that.)

1. If you fellow Brick fans want him back, here's how the ritual work:
You simply jump and your beloved stupid rat is back! ...At the cost that you are now stuck in a softlock (or maybe i softlocked myself because i jumped over the event trigger but it's still a bug regardless)

"See? Brick's supposed to be dead but he is still al- BRO PIZZAJAM GET OFF MY SCREEN!!"

2. That was the fastest chase sequence, i didn't know we we're going for the P rank here. Either way, nice Sonic.exe animation Eggman kill reference, but the blood is so ass to look at it even hurted me irl.

Rank: C (That was... bad.)

What? you thought it stops here and gets better? You are so wrong, it almost felt like Arty rushed and gave up being original afterwards. Up to the next section!

The Noise's gameplay:

You all remember when the PT update dropped and The Noise became playable? Well, look out, this Noise is from Ebay that only costed 5$ to buy! and oh boy. I hate it here already. Let's get to it already.

Bad Noise Guy A.K.A Peppibot's Factory:
Man, the main game's level was already tricky but now playing this is now infinitely more boring than Pizza face chasing you while running away with the P rank.

I honestly do not have much to say here. It's awful.

The only okay thing here is The Noise throwing bombs at PizzJam instead of going to dash or bite him. But it would still be cool if you enabled all his movesets to try and get him a fighting chance against PizzaJam, but of course not. You are just lazy to move your butt off to code it in game.

Rank: D (die.)

Finally coming down to the last character to play as: Pizza Face / Pizza Head/Pizza Boy (this dude has too many names)

Pizza Head's Gameplay:

I honestly expected to get at least a cutscene of Pizza Face running away or being beaten to the point Pizza Head had to get out and run away. But nope, it's immediate level starting. Man my disappointment couldn't get any worse.

"..." A.K.A The Crumbling Tower of Pizza:
Once again, no comments to say appart that it is just hallway simulator but FOR ONCE, it has a proper background like in Gustavo's section. Pizza Head's walk animation is only 2 frames and it looks so lazy. How did you even mess up that bad?

Kill scene:

Damn. i didn't know PizzaJam was feeling romantical. (Also nice stolen line again)

Nothing different from the og Sonic.exe in all honesty. it's just bad.

I don't even want to talk about the Game Over since it's literally the same thing as the og but with Pizza Tower Characters.

Rank: C (It's crap.)

Extras:

At this point i just spite the creator and the game but in all honesty if you want to make a good sequel, you better do a BIG LOAD of progress. Or else it's gonna stay as the most awful Sonic.exe copy i have ever played. (i honestly don't want a sequel of this, pls don't attack me.)

Damn, this is more bland than my soul.

Oh that explains it all. But still, it's bad. In all ways of shapes and forms.

OFF-TOPIC:

Now before i end this post, i'd like to talk about a few things before wrapping it up with my final judgement.

Your reputation matter:

Arty is really known to have an awful reputation around the media, the many times he has been exposed and the many times peoples tried to fend him off the internet without success, he's been caught many times lying, being a pedophile, corrupting the laws, manipulating childrens, overall. He is just someone beyond forgiveness. I seriously did not wish that i end up saying this to him. But i hope he deletes all his medias and get off the internet, his place here has been long sailed ever since he still persists and sends his fans to mass report posts and stuffs like that. Remember, opinions from peoples are not the same. You can like and/or dislike. If you think he is mentally ill, no, he is lying to you. He just has a bad IQ level compared to all of us here.

Is there a better PT creepypasta takes?:

Yes there is, of course. For turbowarp engine it's not bad but not impressive either. I would not use turbowarp if i wanted to create a PT horror game. You can find it around the internet yourself. But there is his rival that is simply a creepypasta but is honestly a FAR BETTER take than this game. Check out this user if you want more informations: @Chilly2003

Last topic:

Is it worth your time playing this game?

Yes: it's thoses types of games to burn off your time so if your bored, this game is your guest.

No: It's contents is rather short and boring, as it is just a whole big copy of Sonic.exe with PT contents. Not to mention it contains bugs so you might end up getting softlocked if you are even that unlucky to encounter one.

Overall?: It is not worth your time, i much rather read a well made creepypasta of this story. The game representation of it is really poorly executed.

MY FINAL JUDGEMENT

Yes, this game is "trash", i literally named my folder like that while making this post.

And that's all for this long af post, make sure to attack no one as it isn't worth your time create a bigger drama that i probably might create shortly after. Make sure to support Chilly as he is known to be Innocent from Arty's accusations towards him. And someday hopefully, Arty will finally be out of the internet after how long he overstayed his welcome.

If someone has the balls to take down to this post, i will simply redo it and repost it, i am not letting Arty getting away with what he has done.

Peace out.

~ Kaine Hecatia AKA Overseer Kindness 620