[Bone Man]! [Bone Man]! wake up!

what... What is it, dude?

a LIGHT nER has fallen from the surface world

really? and YOU [Little Sponge] got a bone to pick wit'im?

[Money] NO time for puns!

come on, that was a real rib-tickler, ayy

ugh! enough!

alright, here we go again

welcome to the underground

how was the fall?

if YOU [Little Sponge] wanna look around

TRANSMIT us a call

we don't see humans often

we're happy YOU [Little Sponge] just dropped in

i'll be so popular when i show all the monsters what i just brought in

HEY EVERY !! [Bone Man]'S BROTHER, mind your manners

can it, [Bone Man]? [Money] NO time for banter

excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric

YOU [Little Sponge]'re just lazy and apathetic

call ME! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] what YOU [Little Sponge] want, i got thick skin

another bad joke and I'M [Big Shot] finished with him

we are monsters, the awfullest kind

to mess with us takes a lot of spine

we can relate to your determination

because we monsters have our motivations

humans betrayed us and left us burnin'

one day, we'll make our way back to the surface

through all your travels, your sins will follow

your consequences aren't [3 Easy Payments of $3.99!] to swallow

who's the real monster, now YOU [Little Sponge] should know

YOU [Little Sponge]'ve cut this story down to the bone

really, [Bone Man]?

what?

the last line of the chorus is a pun?

yup

YOU [Little Sponge] imbecile! that was very... clever

[Auditable Laugh] , thanks, buddy

YOU [Little Sponge]'re stuck in the underground

thanks to the fall

good luck ever getting out

prepare to brawl

YOU [Little Sponge] could show mercy to us

or turn all of us to dust

is your [HeartShapedObject] full of evil

or full of love?

i, the great [Bone Man]'S BROTHER, challenge YOU [Little Sponge] to try getting by us

test the LIGHT nER with one of your puzzles

brilliant, [Bone Man], that'll leave him befuddled

i dare YOU [Little Sponge] to try a bite of spaghetti

smells like the creepypasta is ready

stop it, [Bone Man]! I'M [Big Shot] done with the jokin'

sounds like someone's funny bone's broken

we can relate to your determination

because we monsters have our motivations

i am the mastermind, he's my accomplice

YOU [Little Sponge]'re only still alive because i made a promise

YOU [Little Sponge]'ll lose your mind when YOU [Little Sponge] wander for hours

YOU [Little Sponge] might even decide to start talkin' to flowers

who's the real monster, now YOU [Little Sponge] should know

YOU [Little Sponge]'ve cut this story down to the bone

someday, i'll join the royal guard

when i catch this child, can it be that hard?

look, if I'M [Big Shot] being honest

my brother ain't nothin' but harmless

i know YOU [Little Sponge] and all that YOU [Little Sponge] want

YOU [Little Sponge]'ll get a lot more from [Bone Man] than a font

the deeper YOU [Little Sponge] go, the messier it gets

if i had it my way, YOU [Little Sponge]'d already be [Ga-Ga] AND [DEAD]

kidding, if YOU [Little Sponge] couldn't tell

i get so bored, i amuse myself

down here in the underground

YOU [Little Sponge]'re all alone

we wanted to tell YOU [Little Sponge] now

YOU [Little Sponge]'re kinda boned

if YOU [Little Sponge] survive this prison

YOU [Little Sponge] will know nihilism

don't mess around with monsters

they're scared of tiny children

[Auditable Laugh] !

YOU [Little Sponge]'ve come far, but soon YOU [Little Sponge]'ll stumble

when i stump YOU [Little Sponge] with some junior jumble

not so sure YOU [Little Sponge]'ll get him with that

alas, i'll hit him with my special attack

leave ME! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] alone!

YOU [Little Sponge] know i've got a knack for the trombone

one more pun, and i'll be done!

but ain't two skulls better than one?

we can relate to your determination

because we monsters have our motivations

YOU [Little Sponge] know your story's already been told

we can play again if YOU [Little Sponge] sell your [HeartShapedObject]

i've got my eye on YOU [Little Sponge], so YOU [Little Sponge] just watch it

i'll find any skeletons inside your closet

who's the real monster, now YOU [Little Sponge] should know

YOU [Little Sponge]'ve cut this story down to the bone