Do you fucking think that Jesus or even God are the most powerful being in the universe
Then you are fucking wrong, cuz hat role belong to Matter, from the Disney movie Cars
Want some proof dumbass ok here it comes
Has Jesus fucked a woman a quarter of his age?
No, but Matter did
Has Jesus used a gun?
No, but Matter did
Did Jesus ever became a spy?
No, but Matter did
Has Jesus transformed into a plane?
No, but Matter did
Can Jesus run backyards?
No, but Matter can
These are some examples that we where praying to the wrong person
If you still disagree then you disgust me and our god and saviour, Matter, from the Disney movie Cars
Fuck you
This is a joke btw if u didn't get it
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