PRONTO: Alright, Fireteam 6. Get in, clear the building, find the info, and get out. We’ll find Zho in no time.

PRONTO: Oh, and Arry?

Make sure Kaska goes a little easier and NOT shoot the civilians.

ARADUS: …noted. One question, though..

Why do you keep calling me ‘Arry’?

PRONTO: …Why not?

ARADUS: Look, I get friends have nicknames for eachother, but of all of the nicknames, you chose ‘Arry’? Seriously?

PRONTO: …what’s wrong with that?

ARADUS: It sounds too homoerotic, Pronto. It sounds too “cute” to be platonic.

Okay- just get this as an example; Would it be fine if I called you some gay shit like ‘Pronto-Wonto’ or something like ‘Prontie-Pretty-Princess’?

PRONTO: …Uhhh, N-no! I wouldn’t like that, yeah..

ARADUS: My point exactly. You’re coming up with pet names-

PRONTO: PET NAMES?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘PET NAMES’?! THERE ISN’T ANYTHING HOMOSEXUAL ABOUT ARRY!

CALAR: Goddammit, keep it down! They’ll hear us-

ARADUS: Let the grown-ups talk, kid. Sorry.

Anyways-

PRONTO: FINE, L-let me call you Arry- Okay!!??

[Fireteam 6 goes into silence as they process whatever Pronto said. Kaska then wheezes.]

KASKA: Arad, you sure he isn’t gay?!

ARADUS: Shut up, Kaska. Pronto, we need to talk after this..

PRONTO: …Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?- 🥵

ARADUS: EXCUSE ME?! WHAT-

PRONTO: Fine! You’re ‘ARADUS’, okay?! Still, there isn’t anything gay about ‘Arry’.

UNIDENTIFIABLE GUESAN INSURGENT: [GUE] Wh- NUSIANS! IT’S THE FUCKING NUSIANS-

ARADUS: [GUE] DROP THE FUCKING GUN! NOW!

INSURGENT: Okay- IT’S DOWN!

ARADUS: …Right, you speak Robloxian, got that. Uhh, one question?

INSURGENT: What?

ARADUS: You think the nickname ‘Arry’ is a pet name?

INSURGENT: Wha- Oh, yeah. That’s really gay.

ARADUS: I FUCKING TOLD YOU, PRONTO!

PRONTO: God- JUST FINISH THE DAMN MISSION! I don’t wanna be bothered now, just PLEASE!

ngl this feels kinda half assed but i dont give a shit its perfect 😎