Achievements menu actually looks like Zelda wtf

Wario was a great advertiser back then...

"Sir, are you doing okay?"

what's this I wonder?

"I don't think he's gonna make it..."

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i fixed the grammar spelling

damn... don't mess with them or else

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. i have become legal duck

Oh hell no what is she doing in here?