Of fuckin course

Guys there's a new villain in this world

Ha ha ha

Wonder that they're lookin' at

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Me sense of humor is broken

Us fr

(I'm one of us)

The bs I tell my friends

This is my cat, Chimuelo! We adopted him a few months ago because my mom wanted a black cat.

We think Chimu has vitiligo because he has been turning white for several weeks and has had strange white spots appear.

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?