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He said Alfred should have and Italian accent (ofc I'm gonna try my best in understanding the accent)

FUN FACT!

I have a wooden sword!

About...1 meter long?...or less idk...

Sadly I never had the chance to hit someone with it

Do you ever just...

KITTIE

EDGEWORTH WHAT TF IS THAT FREAKY AHH SMIRK

WE GOT FREAKY MILES BEFORE GTA 6

Don't let me cook bro

(Gonna steal coffee beans yeyeyeye)

I JAVE PROOF! I FIGURED IT OUT I'M READY FOR THE TRIAL YESSS MILES IS INNOCENT

HIS NIGHTMARE WAS NOT REAL YESSSSSS

Man I really do want to share it all but

1. who cares

2. Presenting the information in an entertaining way takes too much time...or it's just impossible

3. Literally who tf cares

You don't know just how happy I am rnnnn

(also miles is smiling, that's a first!)

NO SHUT UP YOU'RE HEARING ME OUT

WHEN DID HE GET THOSE GLASSES BROOO

If it's in the future chapters of the game I'll explode