*eat fruits and vegetables*

In cartoons

In real life

Mira ese Enrique 🗣️🔥🔥

I watched everything

SPIDER-MAN

and it never came out:

yeah should be good

*Se le cai el cabello después de varios intentos*🥀

.

No manches hasta tembló el suelo 💀

POV: Those movies where the ex-agent reunites with his former partner

I AM NOT A MORON

The teacher asks what your biggest fear is

You answer: That you are not afraid of anything and death

BIG MISTAKE

The quiet kid in the class pulls his machine gun out of his backpack and says: LET'S PUT IT TO THE TEST