When my friend woke up in a bad mood:

Twin towers

XD

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My mom: What's he so engrossed in looking at his phone?

Me watching this masterpiece:

✋🗿🤚

....

Che yo tengo copas y tu no (Lo papeo) 🥀🥀🥀

Gracias por salvanos 😇 hora destruiremos a esta anciana 😈

I AM NOT A MORON

When they tell me what 0+1 is: