My mom: What's he so engrossed in looking at his phone?

Me watching this masterpiece:

✋🗿🤚

👽+🦍=🧍‍♂️

Saturno está cantando

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When my friend woke up in a bad mood:

.... ... .

Twin towers

When they tell me what 0+1 is:

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Gracias por salvanos 😇 hora destruiremos a esta anciana 😈