"It was a tale as old as time, I went to the shops yesterday, and the shopkeeper asked 'Do you have 50 pets, or 50 shekels?' I said 'NO! I only have 49 shekels!' The shopkeeper settled 'Well your not getting this milk!' I said 'Wow, milk cost that much in this academy? Damn, the next thing your gonna tell me is that Freddos cost 50 pets!' he gave me an ominous look 'NOO!' So we're on an epic quest to save the world from the taxation of Freddos" - Will Ryan, DAGames



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