When my friend woke up in a bad mood:

Saturno está cantando

WTF💀

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Twin towers

....

My mom: What's he so engrossed in looking at his phone?

Me watching this masterpiece:

✋🗿🤚

Gracias por salvanos 😇 hora destruiremos a esta anciana 😈

I AM NOT A MORON

When they tell me what 0+1 is: