My mom: What's he so engrossed in looking at his phone?

Me watching this masterpiece:

✋🗿🤚

Gracias por salvanos 😇 hora destruiremos a esta anciana 😈

XD

.... ... .

Saturno está cantando

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WTF💀

When they tell me what 0+1 is:

banger

👽+🦍=🧍‍♂️