*Child commits massacre at his school*

News programs: It was the video games' fault.

*eat fruits and vegetables*

In cartoons

In real life

No manches hasta tembló el suelo 💀

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The teacher asks what your biggest fear is

You answer: That you are not afraid of anything and death

BIG MISTAKE

The quiet kid in the class pulls his machine gun out of his backpack and says: LET'S PUT IT TO THE TEST

.... ... .

*Se le cai el cabello después de varios intentos*🥀

POV: Those movies where the ex-agent reunites with his former partner

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I watched everything

SPIDER-MAN

and it never came out: