Dad, my favorite pizzas are:

*when you go to the doctor because something hurts*

When everyone in the classroom has their hand raised and I don't, but the teacher still decides to choose you:

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La Gente: No pongan eso da cringe *Se mueren* 🥀

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XD

When you fall asleep with YouTube on autoplay

I AM NOT A MORON

Mi primera y última canción 🥀🥀🥀