I am Dave and you are poo!

Corn is kinda lame, and you are too!

I'm going to beat you, no matter what it takes!

I will stay here until you break!

You make me puke, just thinking about you

I think of the toilet, filled with poo!

You're acting kinda dumb, oh wait you are!

Too bad for you, I'm laying bars!

Just try to recover, I bet you cant!

You'll come back crying, you little ant!

(Chorus)

You're just so dumb, it makes you mad

Your reactions are just making me glad!

Can't muster a word, you're just such trash

I'm hoping you don't do anything rash!

You sing at me, I sing right back!

I have actual skill, something you lack!

You're just so bad, can't sing a tune

Without breaking your phone, I'll see you in June!

(End of chorus)

I'm going to bed, you put me asleep

You're seeing red, falling so deep!

Got 90 forms, not one sings good

Go back and reflect, knock on wood!

I sing so nice, singing in key!

Your voice sounds like lice, makes me wanna flee!

Give up, walk away! You can't beat me!

You'll never succeed, can't you see?

Still wanna go? I'll kick your ass!

Singing so loud, you shatter glass!

Dave is the name, and you are lame!

Got all the cash, and got all the fame!

Can't believe I need to share a mod with you

You put both of us to shame!

I need a break, go on, sing!

I need a moment to flex my bling!

(Insert a moment of Bambi singing, before being interrupted by Dave again)

(Chorus X2)

You're just so dumb, it makes you mad

Your reactions are just making me glad!

Can't muster a word, you're just such trash

I'm hoping you don't do anything rash!

You sing at me, I sing right back!

I have actual skill, something you lack!

You're just so bad, can't sing a tune

Without breaking your phone, I'll see you in June!

(End of chorus again)

Phew that was fun, now go and run!

I gotta find my son, or I am done!

You make me wanna die, I'm gonna nap!

Can't even tie a knot, do you need a map?

Nice of the princess, to invite us for a picnic!

You ain't invited, you're too apocolyptic!

Gee it's kinda dark! Ya' bring a light?

Of course you didn't, you just brought a fight!

How will we find, whoever asked?

With the power going out, the answer can't be grasped!

You're way too popular, and way too dumb!

Dave is much better, it's rule of thumb!

(Chorus X2)

You're just so dumb, it makes you mad

Your reactions are just making me glad!

Can't muster a word, you're just such trash

I'm hoping you don't do anything rash!

You sing at me, I sing right back!

I have actual skill, something you lack!

You're just so bad, can't sing a tune

Without breaking your phone, I'll see you in June!

(END)

why did i put actual effort into this :sob: