The Omni-shots.

I've always wanted to play JSAB on my phone and I think I found the Walmart version of it.

August just started, hell begins once more.

Human I remember you’re GENOCIDES (extra extra extra version)

[EDIT]I added more

I once had a nightmare where a chomper was eating me alive and every time I see it I remember that nightmare even thought it was six years ago.

The school fight didn't happen.

I just appeared so I would disappear for another 500 years again.

My first brilliant move ever in chess.

Huh

How did I not think about that?