Hmmm, my head hurts trying to figure out what this is saying

Big Adorable guard dog

I love Vegemite

I think it's been Forfeited

What is this? A Vegetable, or Synthetic meat? Its not Ham, it's I really don't know what to call it

:)

Fox

I am losing a game of Arma II

I got bored so heres some memes

A Protocol on Blinding Laser weapons, is it just me or is something odd in this