Me when straight males

Honestly might get one of these

@Caro_ 's daily activities

Okay so since we're saying which bowsers we'd "have love with"

Hear me out

Me is canin

He has the right to break my Jae bones and my pelvis

mE

Raw, condomless, doggystyle, on the couch, on the kitchen, in the pool, on the ceiling, with and without lube, all day long, all night long, during breakfast, lunch and dinner, switching positions...

Look at this stupid ass dog

Brainless

Doggg