13 days ago

outside time of 4th of july

me and my brother just lit leftover sparklers from a few years ago annnd oml funniest shit happened read article


so along with the sparklers we also have a leftover box of pop-its which my brother said were duds cause he threw a few and failed. I told him Lemme get my hands on em I'LL MAKE EM WORK

so after the sparklers all burned out, my brother went inside the house and I grabbed like 4 or 5 pop-its and I walked inside because devious planning

I opened the door and said to my brother in a jokingly sneaky way "And then I bring the explosives inside the house..."

so after a few words with him I went outside onto the back porch and threw them all down and they CRACKED LOUDLY AND OHSHDHDHHHH MY GOD IM CRYING MY DADS REACTION WAS SO FUNNY he and my grandma are in the backyard burning tree debris from today's multiple jobs

so I threw them, and heard my dad and suppressed this loud ass laugh and went inside to my brother laughing and i quote my exact words here

YOU IS A LYIN' MOFUKA I TOLDJA THEY AINT DUDS I THREW THEM SHITS ALL DOWN AT ONCE AND THEY ES'PLODED AND THEY CRACKED SO LOUDLY AND DAD IMMEDIATELY WENT, '...WHAT WAS THAT???' FUUCKHRRGRH

please help that was too funny and now I'm just acting oblivious Nothing ever happened Nope



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