Crisis averted, although there is a bit of a side effect: that being the name I gave my base is now incredibly appropriate.

Sup homie.

Torpedo Point

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! I'm about to suffer the same fate as Life Pod 4! This big ol' fish won't let go of the ship!

Guess who tf is back from his vacation

Can't tell the heavens from the sea.

I'm so tired.

The stasis rifle no-clipped thru the reaper's face.

This cheating Reaper ended my hardcore run by not having a hitbox at all. I had to dive back into Creative Mode and kill it out of sheer anger over the 12 hours lost.