*Game Jolt, this post is a joke and should not be taken seriously. The person being packed here is okay with getting packed.*

LOOK, I'LL GO EASY ON YOU ON THE FIRST PART, KID.

YOU WERE SO UGLY, THE SUN HID

YOU TOUCHED YOUR HAMSTER ONCE, THEN THE NEXT DAY, IT WAS DEAD

THE TEACHER ASKED AN EXAMPLE OF A NON-PRIMARY COLOR, AND YOU SAID: "Red"

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU NEVER GOT: HEAD

ON THANKSGIVING DINNER, YOU ATE SO MUCH, YOUR RELATIVES CALLED YOU FAT

YOU WERE SO HUNGRY YOU ATE A RAT

YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE IT GOT HIT BY A BASEBALL BAT

YOU FELL OFF A BUILDING IN FRONT OF THE AVENGERS, GUESS WHAT?

NO MARVEL SUPERHEROES TRIED TO SAVE YOU, THAT INCLUDES: SPIDER-MAN, IRON-MAN

YOU EAT FOOD INSIDE OF A TIN CAN

YOU TRIED TO BE ATTRACTIVE BY ONLY USING SKIN TAN

YOUR MOM ALWAYS HITS YOU WITH HER METAL FRYING PAN

ROBLOX SAW YOUR PROFILE AND YOU GOT A STRAIGHT BAN

YOUR SISTER IS LEGALLY MARRIED TO A WHITE VAN

YOU TALKED TO A BUNCH OF WOMEN AND THEY RAN

THE ONLY WAY YOUR BROTHER MAKES MONEY IS THROUGH ONLYFANS

MY GUY, WHEN YOU WALKED YOU GOT ARRESTED FOR POLLUTION

YOUR FATHER IS NON OTHER THAN AN OPTICAL ILLUSION

WHEN YOU TRIED TO DO A SIMPLE MATH PROBLEM, YOU COULDN'T FIND A SOLUTION

EXISTING IS THE ONLY THING ON YOUR CONTRIBUTION

MAN, NO ONE'S JEALOUS OF YOUR LIFE

YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A 1$ DOLLAR FAKE KITE

NOW I KNOW THESE THINGS DON'T APPLY TO YOU IN REAL LIFE

SINCE THIS ROAST IS A JOKE

Have a great night! (or day, at least lol)