sails:ok girls we are going to have some fun!

pinky:i'v been waiting for this for age's.

rosemarry:finally we can have some girl fun.

sails:what are we waiting for?

rosemarry and pinky:nothing!

(2 hour's later)

sails:and she pulled up and I crashed into her.

rosemary:gurl people need to get good at driving

sails:I know.

pinky:let's show people how to really drive.

rosemary:not if we are drunk no.

pinky:sails is drunk.

sails:wha. no.

rosemary:sails cut down on the drinks.

sails:noooo its a fun night.

pinky:you will pass out from being drunk.

sails:no I won't.

pinky:ok

rosemary:sails why are you drinking anyways?

sails:cuz I can.

pinky:your 11 sails you can't be drinking.

sails:I don't care about laws.

pinky:I do.

rosemary:same here.

sails:that's borrrrrrrrrring.

pinky:but its for your well being.

sails:who gives a fuck anyways?

pinky and rosemary:we do.

sails:whatev-

*sails passes out*

pinky:I told her

rosemary:she never learns. does she?

pinky:nope.

rosemary:let's go home.

pinky:what about sails?

rosemary:she doesn't like us helping her anyways.

pinky:true. bye rosemary.

rosemary:bye pinky.

*pinky and rosemary go home*

(3 hours later)

sails:ugh my head. where am I?

???:hello my little girl.

*sails sits up at the wall*

sails:who are you!?

???:don't worry about it.
*sails grabs rosemarry's hammer she left at the bar*

sails:stand back you monster!