How would I wake up to these emergency alarms:

April fools

Feliz día de pascua

Oh

Ojandra salté 🗣️

I am so sorry

*that person who is in the hospital for smoking*

Tremendo heroico 🥀🥀🥀

Man I hate when math teachers crash out over us, getting the answer without showing our work. Like come on you stupid nerdy fuck let us play free games on our chromebooks

No sé crean hoy es el día de los inocentes