Slept for 13 hours last night hahahhahahahahah i love missing literally the entire day

im not even kidding you guys this fisherman hat is fucking awesome because it casts enough of a shadow on my face for me to aurafarm

(im not joking this is literally traced over) (this is the closest thing to a face reveal you're getting ever)

also: max level

heyy gang im in a bit of a bad situation with my money right now

(article)

tried to make maple hot cocoa, it esploded

hhheeere he is! i'm gonna do a rebrand of my account in like a week so watch out for that im gonna change my username to paraprAxes (still going by jasper thoguh)

Dude. Fuck, yes.

no face reveal cause I’m Uglaaay

double counter bot is fucking stupid & flagged my account as an alt account and the deltarune discord server doesn't have a public ticket system so now i'm just banned from the deltarune discord for no reason

𝓘 𝓢𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻

i am mothafreakin back

me and oomfs company management neurodivergency goes deep

im talkin bout my theme park while sheldon's talking about business management

anyways who wants to work at jasperworld 🙏🙏trust