My favorite color is black because I wish there was nothing else but it.

Imagine the paradise of, well, nothing. The ultimate sense of perfection. Nothing's there to be imperfect about it.

Wouldn't you agree?

Guys... I did something very fucking funny...

And it's not even me; it auto suggested it and i was like "YES."

can somebody get me this

there you go, an up to date version

SWAPFELL TOMORROW

This would be evil

he kill

This sound familiar?

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i have so many accounts everywhere that there's a chance you've unknowingly interacted with me before

this is because

i don't have a certain personality

i guess