"Pinwheel Funhouse, if everything else you saw before was wacky and crazy, this place might give you a heart attack! But fear not, my good friend, as I know this place like the back of my hand! Allow me and my good pal Melhare to guide you through this wacky place. Be careful to not confuse any look alikes with me or Melhare, you might not come back from the interaction. There's also speculation of a giant endoskeleton made of gold, and that's most likely false, me and Melhare have been coming here all our lives basically, and we never saw any "Gold Endo", so the rumors are probaly false."