Title.

They only think about themselves.

"Where were you when the world ended?"

Sonic.EXE if he was in Sonic Boom.

If the Decepticons were charged for their crimes.

Ngl stuffing children inside machines sounds like something Shockwave would actually do.

Saul Goodman if he was Shockwave's lawyer.

My copy of Steamed Hams is off.

You know it's bad when Shockwave of all people calls you out.

Shadow after the Sonic and DC crossover.