The apocalypse angel when im about to kiss my crush:

I forgot what i was going to post

Mr oppeinheimer, did or did not?

For USA people in gamejolt...

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Me and my friend unzipping a 55.4 yottabyte zip bomb directly into the school's network system

How P. Diddy escaped prison:

Bucket of water

I ran out of ideas of post

When your fish is a rapper