"Enderpearl" I say as I throw a rock at a child

"The Nether" I say as I push my grandma down the stars

"Flint And Steel" I say as I burn down the white house

"They Love Crushing Loaves" I say as I put a child in a hydraulic press

"This Is A Crafting Table" I say as I put a 12 year old minor in a meat grinder

"You Ever Wonder What Happens When You Mix Hot Lava And Chicken" I say as I put a school bus in a volcano

"Fear Is Just Weakness Hijacking Your Body's Cockpit" I say as I put a baby in a plane cockpit

"Water Bucket Release" I say as I shit on the people behind me

"Chicken Jockey" My FBI agent told me not to finish this one