EX-1: Meadows of Choices

Vengeful | what in the ultrakill secret levels is this

Bombo | why you found the alternate path! basically this level will test your choices. Good luck!

(Presley tries to prowl on Bombo, but since he's jailed, it failed.)

Bombo | okay bye!

(He flies away)

(The first choice door opens)

Presley | I swear if the first question is steal a brainrot based I'm going to kill the person who's making our dialogue.

Vengeful | roll initiative-

(Two paths have a giant Gladius, but one has food to save your energy, Choose wisely.)

Presley | im gonna

(Presley noclips out of the cage and chooses the correct path)

(Said path opens, leading to the mountain of food there)

Miguel | what the fuck-

(They go on BUT save the food for later, Presley dont you dare eat it all at once) (Presley | dont tell me what to do)

(Pick the correct door: one has a 1000 ton weight that can crush you, the other has a health potion)

Presley | im eating all the food after we guess the correct answers and nobody can stop me

(Oh really?)

Presley | lukeself manipulate the text for me please

(I cant be manipulated, not even with a teensy weensy of highly advanced technonology)

(anyway fuck you deletes all the food)

Vengeful | bitch look what you did.

Presley | NOT MY FAULT I WAS STARVING

(The correct door opens, and they go on)

(err im lazy sooo uhh)

(they get teleported deeper in the forest)