Level 1-3: Honeydew Hilltops

Presley | so this the shit we go next huh

Lukeself | yep

(A random tumbling Bombo rolls onto them)

Bombo | i was pushed off

Vengeful | wait a second why did the bomb go off?

Bombo | bitch i didn’t blow up someone just pushed me off this mountain

Vengeful | THERES FIRE ON YOU ARE YOU FUCKING BLI-

(Bombo blows up)

Lightning | do we just try to go up

Vengeful | yeah i wanna start the jogs

(While they go up, they come across Crispy Carl and Honk-Honk)

Presley | beep beep motherfuckers!!!

Honk-Honk | HEY THAT'S MY LI- carl why did he turn to a 2001 honda civic

Crispy Carl | I don’t fucking know myself

Presley | just let me consume you, ye buzzin horn. or in other words, run you over cuz im a car.

(Presley runs over both Carl and Honk)

(He gains the Airhorn ability)

Presley | hm i sure wonder what i can do with this airhorn. vengy wengy do i test this on you?

Vengeful | 👍.

(The airhorn makes an unbearable noise, able to kill enemies)

Lukeself | MY FUCKING EARDRUMS BRO

Presley | sorry twi- who the fuck is that.

(Edenas appears near the cast)

Edenas | uhh i was sent he- who the fuck is that green pointy guy.

Lukeself | who are you

Edenas | planjet

Lukeself | why are you so small

Edenas | That is a most excellent inquiry.

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Ethan | can’t we just let this planetball join our team

Edenas | k.

(The ground starts shaking)

Lightning | what the fuh

(A stampede of Puffypines go into their way)

7thorn | mf let us in.

Puffypine | no. we were sent to guard this door to the mountain.

Presley | guard deez nutz

(The stampede dies, doing the “DIES OF CRINGE” meme)

Presley | works every time. and it's good for the environment! maybe.

Vengeful | was that a family guy reference?

Presley | yes. yes it is.

RIA | project the only reference your getting is my plasma sword up your goddamn groin

(The gateway door to the mountain opens)

Presley | im getting there first fuckas

(Presley uses the airhorn ability on the cast and then floats to the top)

(There was nothing atop)

Presley | …WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAME HERE FOR NONEXISTENT TOOLS??? DOES THIS PAINTER KNOW WHO HE'S DEALING WITH???

(A buzzer is heard: ITS RAINING ENEMIES!!!)

Gladius | wassup BITCH.

Presley | FUCK YOU.

(Presley presses a button that leads to a nuke that leads to the death of the enemies, kinda like that one Ren and Stimpy meme)

(The others get up)

Lukeself | err what the fuck happened

(Lukeself sees Presley in a “Desolate Bambi” kind of like state)

Presley | The rot follows those who dare escape it.

Desolate Bambi | THATS MY LINE YOU STUPID GRAPHIC CRUD.

(Desolate Bambi disappears)

Presley | whoever the boss is, i will pelt everything in their body. one by one. no mercy. at all.

Steffen | no bosses here. however if you want a boss, just go into that victory door and beat the next level

(He points to the victory door)

Presley | SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now do your fucking job and lend me. A. Boss.

Steffen | okay- calm down… 3:

(Steffen fucking grabs the gang and throws him far into the forest, into the victory door, no victory theme this time folks!) (P: FUCK YOU RIDDLE MAN)