Level 1-4: Terrestrial Forest

(After a long roll and fall, they land into the forest)

Lukeself | jeez louise dude, take a chill pill.

Presley | CHILL PILL??? CHILL PILL??? BUDDY. I GOT LED. TO FUCKING. NOTHING. AND YOU, THE SMART ASS ASTROLOGER, WANT ME, TO CALM DOWN????

Forestall | hi everyone welcome to the terrestrial fore- OH MY GO-

(Presley lunges at Forestall angrily, eating his lungs and feces like a lowdown dirty dog)

(He then gains the Leaf Ability)

Presley | delicious.

Lukeself | …..i- i… feel woozy…..

(Lukeself becomes unconscious due to the amount of violence)

RIA | BROTHER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU- oh.

(Presley is grinning menacingly, with the lungs still in his mouth.)

(Vines strap Presley, they can’t be cut)

Presley | GET THESE VINES OFF!!!

??? | sorry. I can't let you do that.

Presley | OH I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT LET THESE VINES GO OFF ME I WILL KILL EVERYBODY.

??? | I am ONLY doing so when you calm down.

IGO | actually, let him stay there. I'm feeling a bit of ecstasy seeing him stuck.

??? | err alright..

Presley | im going to rip out your intestines, use them for material and wear them like a SCARF.

Inveterate | I haven’t spoken for a long time but who even are you?

(The mysterious figure unfolds… it’s…)

(Data Terraced: Eartheal) (aka b-sides lightning)

Lightning | ohhhhhhhhhhhhh hi twin

Eartheal | what up, oh before I forget

(Eartheal uses his elements to make the vines sentient, basically they carry Presley alongside them)

Presley | LET ME GO YOU DARN BASTARDS!!!

(They walk around the forest until they see Reflecta)

Reflecta | hello.

(Eartheal kills him)

Lightning | hey uhh Eartheal, when are you letting presley go?

Eartheal | fine.. if you're really this baby-like just to see your friend eat others flesh, Ill let him g-

Miguel | wait i got an idea

Eartheal | go on.

(Miguel grabs what seems to be a syringe)

Eartheal | what are you trying to do with that?…

Miguel | Simple my friend. Since Presley still hasn’t calmed down yet, maybe this syringe can put him in anesthesia!

Eartheal | actually good idea. you do the honors.

Presley | wait WAIT what the FUCK are you tryna do

Miguel | hush now, this won’t hurt a bit. :)

Presley | THAT WAS SARCASM I BET YOU THAT.

(Miguel puts the anesthesia liquid inside Presley’s bloodline)

Miguel | it’s easy for him to fall asleep.

Presley | what do you… mean… by… .tha-

(Presley falls asleep)

Eartheal | huh, that actually did work.

IGO | what made you think the opposite?

Ludrici | one problem. who's gonna carry him?

Edenas | buddy. im a fucking planet. with people. if this guy gets on me 75% of my people will just be squished.

Eartheal | I never actually let him go, so my vines can do the work!

Lukeself | that… might work.

(They go further into the forest, where a batch of Steffen’s corner them)

Steffen #1 | FREEZE!

Presley, sleeptalking | fresh… meat…

Steffen #3 | woh wait one of our targets is sleeping. let’s just let him rest and go.

(The Steffens slide away in peace and quiet)

Vengeful | that easy?

Lukeself | yeah?

Vine Soldier #1 | sorry boss but i have a thought of joining the team.

Ludrici | wakey wakey presley can the vine guys join the team?

(Presley was unresponsive, instead he was snoring)

Eartheal | you do realize you vines can’t let go of this guy else he goes feral again.

Vine Soldier #1 | you do realize we're helping him just to calm down. we're gonna be his emotion controllers.

Lightning | alright alright just don’t make him go insane again. it scares me.

(Presley yawns, making him wake up, leading to the gang being scared and hiding in the bushes.)

Presley | …what?

Vine Soldier #1 | hi dude we control your emotions now! isn’t this fun?

Presley | eh i guess. but err why is everyone gone

Vine Soldier #2 | they were afraid you would go insane again

Lightning | hell, i even cried!

Inveterate | dude you doll. he’s gonna maul us.

Lightning | sorry :(

(They hide back)

Presley | i never did that! ri- right?

(They couldn’t come out)

Vine Soldier #3 | well what now?

(Presley hears rumbling)

Presley | what’s the shaking for?

Eartheal | oh. It's… HIM.

Presley | who's him

(Fog appears, as a silhouette walks in, revealing to be; Earthi)

(Terrestrial Archangel: Earthi)

Presley | vengeful, no homo, but is this the part where i go absolute chihuahua mode

Vengeful | go fo-

Vine Soldier #1 | NO, presley, dont. you'll scare the gang.

Vengeful | don't make me call traitor.

Vine Soldier #2 | who is traitor-

Vengeful | you'll see. now let him cook.

Lukeself | but venge… he'll go absolute insane…

Vengeful | don't make me repeat this again. let. him. cook.

Earthi | i didn't get a cha- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK-

(Presley lunges at Earthi, gnawing on him, but the Vine Soldiers hold him, while Miguel grabbed a whole cage for him)

Presley | why is bro grabbing metal that's heavy

Miguel | it's for you.

Presley | WAIT NO-

(Few minutes later)

(We pan to Presley, caged)

Eartheal | this is for your own good, dude. now GUARDS! COME ON!

Presley | youre no fun I:[

Vengeful | yall shoulda let the man cook but no. you decided to cage him like goddamn MINOS OR SISYPHUS! (hey i get that reference)

Presley | god damn i love you platonically and lukeself, shut the fuck up.

Lukeself | awh :<

Presley | WAIT! I SEE A PASSAGE TO A NEW DESTINATION! COME ON! SCREW THE VICTORY THING!

Vengeful | ima carry the cage.