Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Blue JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Green JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Yellow JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Shiny JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

How to force your American-English-speaking Miis to say Japanese phrases as properly as possible - revealed! (Although, improper on-screen spellings are optional.)

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!

This is how the graphics for Dojo Mode used to look upon direct conceptualisation.

This is also how the game's Character Select Music used to sound, too!

Please note, this is running on last-gen hardware.