🇲🇽: contexto, lo que pasó es que como hoy descanse no me di cuenta que mientras estaba buscando un nuevo teléfono, se metieron a mi casa a robar,

se llevaron mi pantalla, la de mis papás, la lavadora mi gallo (que ya lo estaba acomodando en su lugar) y otras cosas más,

y cómo no sabía a donde ir pues fui a la casa de mi tía (no estaba ella) la puerta de su casa estaba abierta (cosa que nunca hace) y yo entre despacio,

y en el cuarto de mis primos encontré a Luis (que era mi mejor compa pa acabarla de chingar) y a Jorge (un primo lejano que ni en pedo conocía hasta hoy) y estaban tratando de buscar quien les comprará todo lo que se llevaron de mi casa,

al verme me quisieron darme una chinga, pero como siempre, no me ando solo, mi hermano estaba conmigo y entro, entre el y yo les dimos una chinga por robarnos, ya ahorita me estaban tratando de buscar para darme una chinga,

es por eso que la cuenta la vieron demasiado muerta gente, como diría un compa que ya murió (fue por cáncer antes de que piensen que murió por algo que no es).

Que vayan y chinguen a toda su pinche madre por culeros, de que sirve tener familia si hasta ellos mismos te van a robar

🇺🇲: In context, what happened is that since I was resting today, I didn't realize that while I was looking for a new phone, my house was broken into and robbed.

They took my TV, my parents' TV, the washing machine, my rooster (which I was already putting back in its place), and other things.

And since I didn't know where to go, I went to my aunt's house (she wasn't there). The door to her house was open (something she never does) and I went in slowly.

And in my cousins' room I found Luis (who was my best buddy, to make matters worse) and Jorge (a distant cousin I hadn't even met until today) and they were trying to find someone to buy them everything they took from my house

When they saw me they wanted to beat me up, but as always, I'm not alone. My brother was with me and he went in, and together we beat them up for robbing us. Right now they're trying to find me to give me a beating

That's why people saw the account as too dead, as a friend who already died would say (it was from cancer before you think he died from something else).

They can all go fuck their mothers for being assholes, what's the point of having a family if they're going to rob you too