Here's an introduction to the mechanics of AJ, the protagonist of chapter 3! (Note that not all information shown here is necessarily final. Changes could be made for balance purposes and new moves could be added, etc.)

come and eat your spaghetti

HAPPY VALENTIMES. I have a question for you: If you found one of the last chocolate boxes in the apocalypse, what would you do with it? Give it to someone you care about? Or just eat all of it yourself?

guess who went on wellbutrin and is having a much easier time doing game-related work

interesting...

Well, that's concerning.

start placing your bets on what the fuck kind of event made me need THIS kind of expression for Joey

Icons for sword combat stances. Tail Guard, Ox Stance, Plow Stance and Fool's Guard.

POV: You, a humble resident of Sports Town, are asked for directions

Out of context these sprites on the master sheet make it look like someone just barged in and tried to push their pyramid scheme on them