Here's an introduction to the mechanics of AJ, the protagonist of chapter 3! (Note that not all information shown here is necessarily final. Changes could be made for balance purposes and new moves could be added, etc.)

Well, that's concerning.

start placing your bets on what the fuck kind of event made me need THIS kind of expression for Joey

POV: You, a humble resident of Sports Town, are asked for directions

come and eat your spaghetti

HAPPY VALENTIMES. I have a question for you: If you found one of the last chocolate boxes in the apocalypse, what would you do with it? Give it to someone you care about? Or just eat all of it yourself?

That glitch that was preventing us from posting the game's soundtrack seems to have been fixed! We've put up a selection of tracks by Maddie Doktor and Ice in Chains for you to enjoy. Take a listen! In other news, that's a snippet of a new area up there!

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guess who went on wellbutrin and is having a much easier time doing game-related work

A big announcement! LISA: The Dauntless and LISA: The Nexus are joining hands! They're now one and the same project!