Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

I hope this works

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):