15 days ago

Ralph (phone guy) after his death: (Read the Article)


Ralph: «Um, Hello? Hello? Good evening, Mr. Director. Excuse my impudence to intrude, but I would like to ask you for one thing... Yes, yes, Mr. Director, it's me, Ralph, your old employee. Don't you remember.

And no, I'm probably not quite dead, but rather in a somewhat suspended state. Let's just say I became a ghost, but don't call any ghostbusters after this, heh-heh... Anyway, I'd like to ask you a favor... About my daughter.

Actually, two requests, but they're connected to each other like, um, phone wires. First, can you keep her away from the night guard job? I don't think she's, um, ready for Freddy at night.

He and his friends are pretty dangerous at a time like this. Oh, and secondly... Take care of her, okay? The girl is all alone in this world without her old man.

So she needs someone who can help her in a friendly second, okay? Thank you for agreeing, Mr. Director. And I'll bid you farewell and try to figure out why I'm still here... Maybe, um, a promotion from the Almighty?»



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