Now I shall explain DnD alignment chart... with the characters fucking your mom (im not sorry):

• Clint won't fuck your mom because he knows it would make you feel bad

• Float won't fuck your mom because it's the right thing to do

• Forest won't fuck your mom, but will jokingly flirt with her from time to time

• Wayne won't fuck your mom, but only so he can feel morally superior

• The Mooses won't fuck your mom, but only because you told them not to do it, if you didn't, they'd do it

• Koo will fuck you mom, but then apologize for doing so

• Ernie won't fuck you mom, because he's too busy fucking your dad

• Michael will fuck you mom, then gaslight you into thinking he didn't

• William will fuck your mom, then tell you in length how he did it