*Flashback, 15 months ago*
(Malor & Jayden looks at big m town far)
Jayden: doesn’t look amazing Pisano?
Malor: … I wanna pee on it
Jayden: bruh wut
Malor: I just, wanna piss on it. find a rock, get it nice and, you know
Jayden: hmm
Malor: you feel it bud? You get what I’m coming from, right?
Jayden: yup, I’ll believe you, anytime
Malor: it’s like I’m... making territory. it belongs to me, when I do that. A sign of power, if you will. I’m gonna pee in a hot topic Jayden
Jayden: *lil confused but ok with it*
Malor: It will be mine, and I will own it. probably
*end of flashback, 15 months later*
(Demon Malor looks at big m town while out side of the haunted castle floor 2)
Demon Malor: Welp, 15 months have passed and I feel the same way kim
Demon Kimiri: so, you still wanna pee in a hot topic?
Demon Malor: yes kimiri, also thank you for understanding my insane ramblings about peeing in a hot topic for the pass 14 months :3
Demon Kimiri: Listen, I’ll take you to a hot topic, even though I don’t know how to be a considerate girlfriend to you but always a friend in you
Demon Malor: yes, finally, a place to release my insanitys
Demon Kimiri: I can really tell you’ve been holding it for 7 years, because your mom did said that
The Pusaster: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
Demon Kimiri: thinking about random shit again, and peeing in a hot topic. Because you know, what else would you do on a Friday night?
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