I dont think you guys understand to mastering the skills of procrastinating

There are actual levels to procrastinating

And whatever is the most prestigious level on the scale,that's probably the only thing im number 1 at

That's why I don't understand when adults say "enjoy the free time i have at my age" when there's no fucking time at all

This is literally how my days go after I came back from school

I got home from my thousand pound backpack

First thing I do is immediately looks through the fridge

Even though there's probably nothing in there but im still gonna look anyways

Then take a massive shit because ain't nobody catching me at the school bathroom

Then I go to my room and if I feel a little productive I'll do 1% Of my homework like the good boy I am

And I dont know how it happened but then my body gets possessed and takes me to my bed and takes me into a deep slumber