"Man I woke up next to a fuckin burger I don't even know what happened dawg"
"We suck fuckin ass" (in a Herbert from family guy voice)
"I want a pp&j"
"I'M NOT GAY" -me
"REDACTED is molesting meeeeeee" -friend
"HEY.....STOP.........๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐" -me
"whats something you lost in a coin flip" -friend
"my virginity" -me
"I am going to eat a newborn child"











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