Stalingrad's intro if he came to Pillar Chase 2

Stalingrad: coming soon the the pillar chase 2 fanon wiki

hi i still exist

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emesis blue my beloved

i tried to do something

annembi dies today

this guy is now my main man

tried learning blender

all that time for this steaming pile of dogshit

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which of these wankers is winning the fight (second character not owned by me)