"So, ya wanted me for somethin'?"
"Yeah uhh, I have good news and bad news."
"Go on..."
"Well the good news is, you ARE gonna be involved in plan-"
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"Good to hear."
"But the bad news..."
"Your gonna have to be on the defensive side."
"..."
"You ok?"
"NO I'M FUCKING NOT OK!"
"...There a problem with being on the defensive side?"
"YES! IM LITTERALLY A FUCKING ICON!"
"I DON'T WANT TO BE EMBARRASSED LIKE THIS!"
"Well sorry but it was the best viable option, there was no other choice."
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE!"
"Listen, you can either stay on the defensive side or you are OUT of the plan. Understood?"
"..."
"Fine. Just fine."
"I dont fucking care anymore."
*Footsteps*
*Door opening*
*Door slamming*
"..."
"...What a crybaby."
*End of transcript.*
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