Copypastas are bad. No exceptions.

Rickroll is the only good copypasta. No exceptions.

There are places you need to be a part of to appreciate. Except 4chan. Screw the toxic ones of 4chan.

We are all Anon. Heheh... Anon.

Many Anons make a legion.

The Internet is forever. Nothing is ever really deleted so don't be stupid unless you want to be remembered as stupid.

Half the Internet is full of people who hate the old Rule 34.

Anons can be lying and/or sadistic fucks.

Anons can be the opposite of lying and/or sadistic fucks.

There are no true posting rules.

There are no true moderation rules either.

The Internet is not your personal army.

Many Anons mock your parents (mainly your father) rather than debating.

Remember Rule 6.

Remember Rule 8 too.

Trolls win if you argue with them.

The bigger you go, the bigger the fail.

Epic Fails exist; just watch Fail Army and AFV.

Not everyone is American.

Not everyone is British.

Not everyone is Australian.

People always swear, especially if they're Australian, 'cause fuck yeah!

Nothing lasts forever. Not even yo mama jokes.

If someone says your father left for the milk, it's most likely the other way around.

Hate is pointless.

So is almost everything else.

Take not everything seriously. Especially on April 1st.

Copypasta is unfunny.

Remember Rule 1 and Rule 28.

Remember Rule 29.

Men on the internet are men.

If someone says they're female, they most likely aren't.

Young people are government agents. No exceptions. Not even the author at the time.

It can be hard to prove your point.

It can be easy to prove your point.

No-one will force you to prove your point.

If they do, they're assholes.

When in doubt, read.

There's always something worse.

Pokécharms, GameFAQs, Game Jolt, Reddit, SaidIt, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube are not Pornhub.

Nothing will never become something.

Something will never become nothing.

The Internet is the world, both good and bad.

The Internet is full of memers.

Memers are memers.

MemeMan is a memer.

Caps lock is CRUISE CONTROL for COOL.

Please use CRUISE CONTROL sparingly and stay the opposite of an unfunny dumbass.

Nothing is sacred.

Remember Rule 49.

Things can be corrupted quite easily except maybe Kirby.

Everything has a wiki. Even wikis have wikis.

Everything has a crossover.

The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Crossovers always happen.

Rule 55 is always in play.

Remember Rule 56.

Remember Rule 54 too.

Everything is and has been pirated.

...especially the original Xenoblade Chronicles.

Piracy is OK and not OK at the same time.

There's always a genderflip.

Non-binary genderflips don't exist, because the characters are non-binary.

AUs are always there.

AUs in canon are still AUs.

Everything has a fandom.

90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

The other 10% is good.

No matter what, if it exists, there's a Jiraiya-friendly version.

There is always a Megalovania.

There's always something horrifyingly akin to Pornhub for everything.

We do not talk about the RemiCeman incident.

Money does not equal power.

Power does not equal money.

Quality does not equal profit.

Profit does not equal quality.

God of War is the exception to the previous 2 rules.

Remember Rule 77.